Florida Possum Outdoes both Florida Man and Florida Woman

You can't stop the party possum because the party possum don't stop.
I just wanna go home

This Fort Walton Beach possum allegedly stole a $30 bottle of good French Cognac from a liquor store, and drank it all. It was given fluids (?), and relocated to a wildlife refuge. Whether or not it went through rehab is not reported.

Author: southernfusionfood

Writer, Woodworker, and Happy Eater

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